Q: Who are you and what is the point of this website?
A: I am Dave and I although my tax return would say something else, for the purpose of this website, I’m a painter from Chicago, Illinois, USA
Q: I love your work, so awesome.
A: That is not a question.
Q: Do you do comissons?
A: Yes. I love them. If we come to an agreement on an idea/size/color scheme/whatever, you don’t pay for it unless you like it once completed. But I don’t do portraits of your children. They just don’t appeal to me. The portraits, not your kids. Your kids are great.
Q: What is your address?
A: How about you message me through my shop or on instagram (@lookjerk) and we can get to know each other first.
Q: What is your return policy?
A: You can return a painting, no questions asked. I will encourage you to view a painting in person whenever possible, but if buying online, you can return it if it wasn’t what you were expecting when you receive it.
Q: Do you ship?
A: Yes, but I can only ship in the US. These are usually large, bulky and expensive to ship even in the US. Unfortunately the already high expense of shipping gets bananas when you go international.